Bald-Goldilocks

A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.

"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"

by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018

Goldilocks zone

'Goldilocks zone', a suburb that holds some of the most expensive houses in all of Jamaica.

I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.

by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019

Goldilocks

The action you perform when you ejaculate into a girls nose and she snorts it up and spits it out containing the contents of her crusty snot making whats called a "Goldilocks", representing the porridge in the movie.

For my boyfriends birthday, i told him to cum in my nose and I showed him a Goldilocks,
He left me after.

by Soviet.loli March 19, 2018

Goldilocks

To try out all three orifices on that special lady.

I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!

by Veritasi February 17, 2021

Goldilocks Bitch

An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon.

While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch.

by goldilocks134 April 23, 2022

Goldilocks Zone

The perfect amount of pubic hair where it's not to shirt and not to long but just right.

Dang bro my bush is in the goldilocks zone right now

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Goldilocks

A woman who prefers a dick not too big and not too small. She wants it just right.

He had 12" and that was just too much. She was more of a goldilocks than a size Queen and wanted a Dick that was just right to fit in her mouth.

by PəãcH October 17, 2021