gock inspector

one whose primary occupation is to inspect gocks up close, when he has inspected over 100 gocks, he has the title of chief gock inspector
The gock inspector says he's going camping this weekend but I really think he's there to inspect gocks
by epmd July 25, 2003
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gock powder

Just like talcam powder for an irritated gock area.
I hope Jeff has a good supply of "gock powder" the way that boy sweats his fat gock has gotta be red and raw without a sprinkle of that good old "gock powder"
by Mr.Traxx February 12, 2009
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Gock syndrome

When girls are born with balls and a cock
Girl why you got balls?
I have gock syndrome sillly
by Girlboss4evea July 08, 2023
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Gock Syndrome

Gock Syndrome, are more commonly referred to as beauty autism, is a disorder in which a person has a specific amount of potential to use in the week to look pretty or handsome. For example, if someone looks really pretty on a monday, they will look ugly the whole rest of the week, as they used all their potential on the first day of the week. Think of it as this math equation: 100= M+Tu+W+Th+F. You only have 100% potential, if you use it all, your cooked for the rest of the whole week. HOWEVER, if a person diagnosed with the Gock Syndrome does decide to use it all on one day, holyyyyyyy shit you better be prepared. Cleanup on aisle underwear if you know what I mean hahahahaha!!!!! This horrible horrible condition isn’t diagnosable unless two or more people diagnose it.
Oh wow, seems like Sally used all her potential today… The gock syndrome doesn’t allow for her full potential
by JohnCheddarFogGuy August 07, 2024
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Gock Gock Wednesday

A gock gock Wednesday is typically an act executed orally for reasons usually referred to as pleasurable, by an individual who is perceived to be as attractive or comparable to the performance expected of and by Jenna Ortega also better known as Wednesday from a Netflix TV Series that started in 2022 running to the (present day of 2024)
*Random roommate leaving with a couple of his friends to a party & standing at the door yelling to his other roommate*

"Yo Josh... this party going down with a Gock Gock Wednesday, you coming?"

"Shiii... say less! 5 minutes, wait for me in the car."

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*Dude bragging to his buddies*

"I'm telling you man, she went down on me like it was the last Gock Gock Wednesday. That chick is crazy!
by Dontoucher April 02, 2024
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gock gock

stage of respect where you hug your bf/gf respect and telling them you love them and showing them you love them by kissing hugging them etc.
I love giving gock gock
by dhdhshshhs January 16, 2022
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Gock Gock

Term used to describe oral sex, typically a blowjob.
Originates from the sound it makes.
John: "Hey, how'd it go with Jane last night?"
James: "Amazing, bro! She gave me that S-tier Gock Gock!"
by anonymouzG June 11, 2024
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