Globlogagalab

Someone that is rather large, pale and loves books

Wow Peter is such a Globlogagalab.

by anonymous November 29, 2023

Gobloning

The act of ejaculating in a jar then using a turkey baster to un-ejaculate it, via urethra or anus.

Yo, I heard dan was Gobloning, want to join us?

Hell no, that shit is gross.

by Gooner445 May 31, 2024

goblocious

Exaggerated, excessive, ostentatious, physically disproportionate, overblown. Ersatz grandiosity.

Everyone likes holiday lights, but our neighbor's 200-kilowatt display was too goblocious for our tastes.

His gold-painted bathroom was goblocious to the point of absurdity.

by DzzyD October 6, 2024

Gobligated

When someone shows you their penis and you feel like your obligated to put it in your mouth and/or (preferably) throat

Chris showed me his dick at that party the other night. I know he's older but I still felt gobligated. What choice did I have but to suck it?

by Juicy J melb April 30, 2025

goblorat

boys named alexander who are built different

me: Hey goblorat!
Alexander: Oh shut the fuck up lassie

by kanter88 May 1, 2025

Re gobloi

He Is THE fucking God, he runs the Kingdom of goblin and fucks dead Animals. He also has a lot of dragons and, in small words, everything you can think of. We must pray our lord and thank him. His Human form Is hella gay and he is an alcoholic and Will beat every wife in the universe.

Person 1: Is that a simple person?
Person 2: No u fucking idiot, he Is re gobloi and you must pray him.
Person 1: Are you fucking stu..
Re gobloi *destroys the sinner with his giant cock.*

by Cacasburapisciopallesiuuuuuu November 24, 2021

The Globlogabgalab

The Globlogabgalab is mostly in librarys and is a rare sight to see, if you encounter one do not run away but listen to what it has to say. The Globlogabgalab will mostly say ¨I love books¨ and start singing about itself causing the books to come to life and vibe to his song.

The Globlogabgalab: I love books.

by IhopeIdrinkwater April 28, 2022