Gnard

Noun. An uncircumcised penis. The "G" is indeed silent when pronouncing this ugly word. Not to be confused with a "nard" which is some kind of weird cracker slang for testicle.

A Gnard is most likely the kind of uncircumcised penis that takes you by surprise, either on a nice American boy whom you would never suspect, or a man you've been with 6 months to a year and never realized he had a little extra downstairs.

"I fear the penis of a French man--they are likely to have a gnard."

by yallahhabibineeknay August 7, 2009

Gared

A drug addict but also a sweetheart

Me: I love you Gared
Gared: *rips bong* thanks

by do you guys like nuts? June 22, 2020

gnored

Uhh, doesn't matter, cause it's totally a word.

I'm ignoring the work I gnored.

by Not your brother, November 2, 2008

geared

can be used as basically anything
usually meaning cheated or jewed

"I just got geared up the ass" "GEARED"

by radda radda May 20, 2008

Gnardoggin

1. The act of riding a plasma scooter down steep hills being awesome and hardcore. Usually done with a group known as the plasma gang.

2. The act of being awesome or hardcore.

3. Act of being a Gnardogg no matter what age.

Dude, if the Bellarmine security catches us gnardoggin, we're all named Tim.

by Timtimtim...Ace August 18, 2010

gnare

in a sticky situation, or in trouble, or things are not going your way just say oh gnare. It means basically anything you want it too mean.

1. Daughter: oops mom i just broke your very expensive vase

Mom: oh gnare!

2. Mom: Did you do your homework?

Daughter: Gnare mom! ill do it later!

3. Teacher: Did you do your homework?

Student: Oh Gnare ill do it tomorrow

by gnareing it up April 7, 2011

gnarledge

The collection of really cool but often useless facts.

Also very tasty consumable products typically smoked or inhaled

Here is some recent gnarledge: Mentos dropped into a carbonated beverage will cause an explosion.

Thanks for sparking up the gnarledge.

by Forumalias December 25, 2008