Glurp

The very distinct sound someones throat make after swallowing any type of warm or cold liquid or even gel. The swishy sounds as your throat retracts repeatedly making that hard almost greedy sound. This is called glurping.

Man #1;Damn man I really love to get her a cold drink when she finishes jogging.
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime

by King Showout May 3, 2022

glurp

The uneasy sound of the extraction of a dang from a rangy

Suddenly there was a quiet glurp in the distance

by linear soul child July 31, 2003

glurp

green,lactaded,unidentified,refridgerated,puss

(a teenage girl)

what is that? Glurp?


your such a glurp!

by Tiff_Tiff April 19, 2009

glursh

A Word Used To Piss People Off

Hey Dad Glursh
"SHUT UP"

by CizreK February 29, 2004

glumphy

(adj) to be large and cumbersome, of awkward proportions

"Why do we have to keep that glumphy box the plasma came in??"

by Stephanie Jean November 2, 2007

gluephonia

Someone who cannot resist the urge to hold their phone

"Matt's always on his phone "
"Your right he is, he's got gluephonia"

by GeorgeCannon June 7, 2016

Glarphing

An indescribable feeling.
OR
Feeling useless or like your life is going nowhere.

I'm totally glarphing right now.
Yeah man, senior year will do that to you.

by Toxiclaughter October 7, 2016