Glophing

(v) the act of using a spoon to scrape the dead skin off of your balls and then putting it on a ritz cracker and eating it

I just can't stop glophing, I don't shower for weeks to build the skin up! Really brings out the sour flavors.

by ifeedfenttohobosonmainstreetni January 13, 2025

glorkinshlorb

an absolute dumbass of a being

That cat is such a glorkinshlorb!

by sdfghfgsdsdfg October 12, 2025

Glonkin

To copy some1 else's style or steez and make it so pretentious that its totally ruined .

Owen: "Bro stop glonking my steez"

by kalifragilistic June 18, 2025