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Javelin Glitch

When a player in Call of Duty: Modern Warefare 2, runs around with Commando, Lightweight, and Marathon, (lightweight can be replaced by danger close somtimes.) and pulls out a semtex or throwing knive, then hits Y before throwing it, and thus the glitch is active.
random fruit cake:Dude run the Javelin glitcher nooblet is chasing us!

other nooblet: OMG stun him or somthing!

other other other nooblet h4x3rz: l0l! im chasing two noobs on the other team with my javelin lol! im not even glitching.
by PTRS Noob December 7, 2009
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FRICKEN GLITCHEN

The state of hardware or software to be buggy in a manner that is odd and confusing to the user, generally resulting in the user to freak out.
i have no clue where else to ask for help every time i get online ON THIS GAME AS A WHOLE >:{ I GET FRICKEN GLITCHEN

i'm gonna try a defragmentation see if that'll work and i have windows xp cable highspeed charter ...i don't screw with the config only if i want this t happen maybe theres so many data gaps hence the defrag

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DID A VIRUS SCAN DOWNLOADED CEP EVEN BOUGHt A DIAMOND EDITION AND IT DIDN"T WORK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DID REGISTRY MECHANIC DIDN"T WORK DID ADAWARE DIDN"T WORK!! HEWLP ME SOMENE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jayde Moon April 17, 2009
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Glitched

When someone acts in such a way that they resemble a "glitched" or bugged character from a video game, usually on drugs.
Justin: Dude why is Greg walking back and forth repeating the same thing over and over?
Ryan: I dunno dude, he's glitched as fuck.
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Justin: What? No..
Greg: I'm guessing I should just go and fuck myself..
Ryan & Justin: He's glitched.
by flawedcode.mp3 May 15, 2017
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glima

Glima is of course, the ancient Icelandic form of wrestling, you dipshit. Now go "furckeyn" yourself. Practitioners must always stand erect and move around their opponent clockwise, akin to a waltz. This a friendly, gentleman's sport.
The Thorhildurs enjoyed the glima exhibition at the local fair.
by Skovsgaard April 5, 2009
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Glitch Hop

A genre of music originated in the mid-late 1990s. It consists in what sounds most like unwanted disruptions and 'glitches' in the music, but by purpose. The songs are usually made in computer audio programs.
Your Infamous Harp distributes wonderful Glitch Hop music.
by artist*at*heart May 23, 2011
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Glitchie

A mysterious glitch that appears to be unknown. If you ever meet her, she’s pretty awesome as long as she’s not X ̢̢̬̯͇͕͙̜̻̙͔̯͓̬͗̔X ̟̥̖͉̦̗̮́̈́͛̉̄̃͛͊̚X ̛͉̺͍͈͎̘̪̾̾́͐́́̍̌́̀͝X ̢̡͇̘̣̦̜̦͆̏̔̍̀̆̂ͅX̴̧̞͚̣̼̤̂̏̈́͗̈́̄̓̕ ̻̈͒̂́͐̐̒͐͋̌̑͝͝Ẍ̵͖̠͇͓̫̞͈̙̰̦̝̣̾̑͆͒͛̉́̑̕͝͠͠͠Ẋ ̢̧̬͚̫͈̪͚̞͚̦̼͓͒͐̋̀X ̰̲͕̥̠̣̤̜͙̯̳͉͔̞͐̊̓͛̀̈́̀̂ ̶͉͎̯͉̩͚̪̜̪̦̏̊̆͝ç̴̟̤̲̼̙̹͖̟͎̰̋͆̓̿̓̓̄͜o̵̺̼͔̩͇̲̦̽͛̇͛͒̽̀̈̆̌͗̓̽͋ͅu̶͚̩̱̳͛͛̌͋̉̄̚͝ļ̶̭̘̥̘͕̞̫̋̋̀͋̿̎d ̡̡̧̯̥̙̦̗̦͚̖̺̳̖̙̔̊̒̌n̴͔̺̦̭͉̲͗̚’̴̛͙̓͂̈́͂̏͒̚t ̨̥͚̒̾̎͛͗̇̅́͆̀̌̇̃̄͘ ̴̨̧͖̝͚̼̱̦͎̬̘̘̽̓̐̆͆̌̌̐̈b̵̨̛̭͔̙̮͇̺͓̖̖̠̲̿̓̆͒̎̈́̎̎̈̕̚e ̹͚̦̳̰̟̟̝͔͎̪̼͎͋̓̋̀̀̅̑̀̂̿̀͐͗͋͂͜͜ ̵̡͙͉͙͔̙͉͖͖̲̠̔͛̂̂f̵̢̳̫̱͎̘̺̫̱̠̿̓̑͘ǫ̶̛̰̙̘̹̱͔͔̻̟̞͖̼̈́̓͊̀͊̽̄̈́͒͌͝ų̴̝̟͈͚̗̫̜͐̉͝n ̠̬͙̗̘̥̪̽̈́͌̓̈͂̎͛́͋͜͝d̶̬̣̿͊̈́͗͆́͑̌͂̒͘͝͝
I’m glitchie.
by glitchieeee February 18, 2021
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glitch in the matrix

Def 1. From the 1999 film The Matrix: Referring to a human experiencing déjà vu as caused by the Machines altering the Matrix.

Def 2. An explanation for an unlikely or irregular occurrence.
Ex 1. Neo identified a glitch in the matrix when he saw the same black cat walk past the door twice.

Ex 2. There must be a glitch in the matrix because I was struck by lightening and won the lotto all in the same day.
by dictionaryname February 24, 2009
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