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u've probably seen this gif in the define word
why is the cat wearing glasses

cuz hes mating and cant see the hole of the cat woman
by internetnerd801 February 25, 2021
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Chester Glasses

Glasses / Sun Glasses worn by creepy old men that make them look like chester's. Often they are 80's style glasses with dark orange tinting and accompanied by a dick duster.
Man did you see that bus driver at school today, I think he is going to swing by the elementary school and surf the scene. Yea, was the one wearing the chester glasses.
by Jack The Genius July 16, 2010
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Glass Closet Syndrome

An absurdly flamboyant gay man that is either unaware or still in denial about his sexuality and either way doesn't realize that it is abundantly obvious to every other human being except Terri Schiavo
"What is Mitch doing with a girlfriend? That kid's gayer than teletubby figure-skaters."

"yeah...it's a pretty severe case of Glass Closet Syndrome."

"Well, you cant blame a guy for trying. What's the girls story?"

"...oh, she's just retarded."
by LEVIATHAN1000 February 25, 2010
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shattered the glass

A moment of realisation that changes your perception on something.

When you realise a friend has an annoying habit and then that's all you notice about the person and it kind of ruins them.
I thought Jackson was cool until I realised all he talks about is golf and it's just completely shattered the glass
by dontmesswithlawyers June 8, 2017
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Movie reference from the Adam Sandler film “Happy Gilmore” in which a Nursing Home Orderly, played by Ben Stiller, authoritatively denies the polite request for a glass of warm milk by Happy’s grandmother.
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut the hell up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
by nws December 23, 2008
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Glass Basement

The equivalent of the glass ceiling, but on the other end of the spectrum. The phenomenon wherein women are absent from the lowest, most difficult or most dangerous jobs. Despite claiming the desire for equality women do not fight to break through the glass basement.
The refusal to crack the glass basement demonstrated the hypocrisy of fighting to break the glass ceiling.
by Commander_Keen April 14, 2014
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The Glass Closet

When a homosexual is in the closet but everyone who meets them know that they're totally gay. Resulting in a closet that is completely see through.
Bill: Hey you guys check out this cute sweater I got at the mall.
Steven: Dude is Bill Gay?
Todd: Officially no, but everyone knows he's in the glass closet.
by stonetemplepilot May 1, 2014
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