Fairy Glenn-Mother

(n.) a fairy whom waits for you in your bed with his hands behind his head and his legs crossed at the ankles. However, you may notice that he is completely naked besides a small pair of fairy wings and an unmistakeable purple sparkly wand and glitter cloud following him. Take caution, he has been known to rape teenage boys. Like Nate. He may offer to grant you "wishes", but beware, he is only trying to get you in bed. Well it doesn't even have to be in bed. "Take THAT! And THAT!" You cannot mistake the fairy Glenn-Mother because when attempting to blend in with the general public he looks like a stoned hippie and speaks in monotone. But be cautious. One cannot hide their wings forever..

Nate: "Lilly! There was this naked guy in my bed with a ton of glitter who said he wanted to grant me wishes!"
Hazel: "Chillll Nate, Its just Fairy Glenn-Mother."

(Verb)
Wills: "Dude where's Nate?"
Dylan: "He's still a little pissed about being Fairy Glenn-Mothered."

Nate: "Dude! There is this naked guy covered in glitter laying in my bed!"
Hazel: "Does he have fairy wings?"
Nate: "Yeah,"
Hazel: "Shit man, looks like you got yourself a Fairy Glenn-Mother."

by someboredkids July 27, 2011

Glenbard North

A large high school in Carol Stream, Illinois, part of the Glenbard 87 School District. Often referred to as a prison because it has no windows, and must be heated with bunsen burners because the school is at a constant 56 degress. Hallways are color-coded so that you don't get lost at there is no outside point of reference (see above). Glenbard North (often referred to as GBN) is the loner school in the district, hated by East, South, and West, because it is so far away from them. Sometimes confused with Glenbrook North (especially after the hazing incident) and known for getting into a brawl with Fremd High School during the football playoffs in 2007. Their mascot is the panther, and wrestling is a frickin cult.

Kid 1: Why are you wearing jeans and a sweatshirt when it's 80 degrees outside?
Kid 2: I go to Glenbard North.

by GBNyb February 15, 2009

glenn danzig

the multi-talented origial lead singer of the Misfits, then Samhain, which then was renamed as Danzig. Born June 23, 1955 in Lodi New Jersey to a Prodistant Italian family. As a child and teen he was mocked for being interested in Japanese comics and B-Film Horror Flicks. When he started the Misfits, he named the band after Marylin Monroe's last film, the Misfits. His silky voice has been described as Jim Morrison meets Elvis, and his nicknames include;Evil Elvis and The Other Man In Black. After dropping the Misfits he started Samhain,sort of a more demonic sound. After Samhain came Danzig, the blues/metal that Danzig's voice was suited well to. He is 5'3 and practices martial arts....plus he is SUPER hot

Glenn Danzig was the best part of the Misfits
Why did Jerry Only suck at Bass......cuz he isnt as cool as Danzig

by Vampira138 December 13, 2008

Glenn Martin, DDS

A fairly new animated sitcom on nick at nite. It's just another corny show that will eventualy die out in a few months. All of the humor on this show is mediocore, really. and since the producers already figured this out, they play an incredibly cheesy laugh track every 10 seconds to back up their pathetic attempts at humor.

Glenn Martin, DDS fails at trying to be funny.

by laughingskull September 5, 2009

Glenn

Glenn is a person that jokes alot, easy to talk to and a person .

I have a crush on Glenn he is soooo cute i love his eyes.!~!!!!!!

by allison McCracken April 7, 2015

glennbeckian

often large in scale, characterized by John Birch Society paranoia, confusion of historical facts, latent racism, and sprinkled with ideas plagiarized from fringe religious authors, may be frantic and emotional or tearful with little or no rational basis

That crackpot conspiracy theory of yours is glennbeckian in proportion.

by fb47 February 25, 2011

Glenvar High

A school full of yeehaws and crackheads. Mostly sister kissers and mom molesters

Oh? you go to glenvar high? are you also dating your cousin

by mothers penis October 23, 2019