glaze

Gay slang for wanting your partner to ejaculate into your colon.

Oh my God he glazed me last night when I told him not to. I wanted his chunky love man egg white all over my tonsils, not swimming in shit.

by ThomasEmmm November 1, 2010

Glazing

To undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed "Glazer"; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is 'Glazed' by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.

Archie: Just watched Arnie on film4 - Amazing!

Barbara: I love that film - awesome!

Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz

Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!

Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!

Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"

Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!

Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!

Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!

*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*

by The Third Khaaal April 11, 2011

Glazing

When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.

Hey man, I had these freaky chicks over last night and gave them a glazing

by Hank James May 20, 2011

Glazing

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.

“Didn’t he notice that by the second session half the room was glazing?”

by officer August 8, 2005

glaze

Someone who smokes up a lot and enjoys the taste of ham.

That glaze over there smokes up so much that her eyes never open.

by ghost December 7, 2004

Glazing

The act of ejaculating on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. Only valid if burned post-glaze.

"Oh damn, spent all this weekend glazing photos of my ex-girlfriend. Have any gasoline?"

by onesaddude December 11, 2013

Glazing

verb: to glaze
to glaze means to flirt with someone, usually of the same sex but not required to still be known as glazing.

friend: "Hey you look really hot in that dress. Dang, i want some." you: "Are u glazing on me?!"

Friend: "Wow you're so good at that, i love it!" your other friend: "are you glazing on her?!?"

you: "dude that guy is really hot, think i'm gonna glaze on him."

by WheelchairNarwhal March 13, 2011