Oh my God he glazed me last night when I told him not to. I wanted his chunky love man egg white all over my tonsils, not swimming in shit.
by ThomasEmmm October 31, 2010
To undertake actions in the style of the distinctive mannerism of a famous individual surnamed "Glazer"; the specific trait in question relates to a context of social networking, in which a notably developed series of comments is 'Glazed' by the addition of an entirely irrelavant and undirected comment or annecdote.
Archie: Just watched Arnie on film4 - Amazing!
Barbara: I love that film - awesome!
Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz
Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!
Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!
Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"
Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!
Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!
Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!
*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*
Barbara: I love that film - awesome!
Regulus: haha "Get to the chopper" lolz
Smee: Guns, explosions, muscles and puns- perfect!
Barbara: Damn right Smee - perfect friday night viewing!
Archie: "Let off some steam Bennett!"
Dale: Brilliant! Hillarious action! Classic!
Archie: Did you catch it too Dale? Ace!
Glazing: The dog has come back from his walk COVERED in mud. My goodness he has his naughty head on tonight!!
*names and real comments are substituted to protect the innocent*
by The Third Khaaal March 25, 2011
Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open; a popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings.
by officer July 19, 2005
When you're bangin' two chicks, and after your dick pukes on one of them the other rubs her tits/stomach against the other's creating a glaze on both of them.
by Hank James April 28, 2011
by ghost December 8, 2004
The act of ejaculating on photos of your recent ex-girlfriend and then burning them. Only valid if burned post-glaze.
by onesaddude December 12, 2013
verb: to glaze
to glaze means to flirt with someone, usually of the same sex but not required to still be known as glazing.
to glaze means to flirt with someone, usually of the same sex but not required to still be known as glazing.
friend: "Hey you look really hot in that dress. Dang, i want some." you: "Are u glazing on me?!"
Friend: "Wow you're so good at that, i love it!" your other friend: "are you glazing on her?!?"
you: "dude that guy is really hot, think i'm gonna glaze on him."
Friend: "Wow you're so good at that, i love it!" your other friend: "are you glazing on her?!?"
you: "dude that guy is really hot, think i'm gonna glaze on him."
by WheelchairNarwhal February 26, 2011