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Wheres my fucking glasses?

A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
Ahhh Shit! Wheres my fucking glasses?
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Cocaine glasses

Cocaine glasses are mirrored sunglasses with zero or near zero tint. Most often they come in aviator frames, though there are many variations.
Paris Hilton sort of popularized those cocaine glasses back in 03.
by Medicated Shaman December 6, 2016
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Clinking of Glasses

To toast, cheers, or touch glasses of any type of alcohol together with your drinking partner(s) in the spirit of goodwill, health, luck, or congratulations.

In many cultures, it's considered to be good luck to make eye contact when doing so (and bad luck not to).

Some people also follow a tradition of tapping the bar with the glass after clicking glasses (and before drinking) to express fondness for the business/bar and the people who work there.
A few examples of what's said during the clinking of glasses; each culture/group has their own:

- Cheers!
- Salud!
- Tchin Tchin!
- Slainte
- May the best of your yesterdays be the worst of your tomorrows.
- Sweethearts and wives (may they never meet)
by equivokate April 5, 2012
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glasses

1. Two pieces of corrective lenses held together by a frame, side by side, to be worn in front of one's two eyes.
2. Something girls look hot wearing.
1. Haha! You're blind! You need glasses.
2. Amy looks hot wearing those glasses!
by supernintendo_chalmers January 18, 2005
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ira glasses

A pair of glasses that look like those worn by Ira Glass, host of This American Life, characterized by prominent black frames. A favorite of the literati and intellectuals since the 1960s.
The 3D glasses that are being given out by Real D at Beowulf screenings look like oversized ira glasses (actually, like ira sun-glasses).
by Yapplebee November 26, 2007
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the glare of disgust

It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.
The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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frapuccino glasses

trendy eyewear worn by the desperately hip crowd in an effort to look hip or intelligent.Actually makes you look like you work at a Starbucks.
Did you see Katie Couric working the frapuccino glasses the other day?

Yo,check out the girl in the frapuccino glasses.
by jate December 28, 2005
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