Gimpy Geezer 

Niall & James

Niall: ''insert gimpy joke''
James: HAHAHAHAHAH NIGE WHAT A LAD

everyone else: that isn't even funny, you guys are such gimpy geezers

Gimpy Geezer by herpderpery December 17, 2012

gimpy fingers 

If someone has gimpy fingers it means the same as spastic fingers! Usually used when you type something wrong on twitter or Facebook!

Fuck sake that's not meant to say that I've got such gimpy fingers today

gimpy fingers by Johnc80 October 9, 2013

gimpy gimp gimp 

the way one hanicap person will define one with a greater handicap.
someone who overexaggerates an mild injury for attention

my mother had a car accicent now she limps around like a gimpy gimp gimp

gimpy gimp gimp by JILL h February 5, 2006

Gimpy Pirate 

A gimpy pirate is a sexual maneuver where a man ejaculates into a woman's eyes, and then kicks her in the knee. Thus, when she is hopping around on one foot and covering one eye, it looks like a gimpy pirate

Dude, last night was hilarious, I Gimpy Pirate'd my girlfriend. She was pissed though.

Gimpy Pirate by horrorwithin625 November 23, 2009

Gimpy Bear 

1.) A very old worn-out, yet well loved teddy bear that is still in use. It has had limbs sewn back on, lopsided limbs/eyes/nose/mouth, missing eyes/nose/limbs/stuffing, matted/patched, and/or faded coloring. It has been drooled on, used as a tissue to wipe away snot, tears and/or blood, and used as a napkin.

2.) A twisted pet name for a lover that is handicaped by some form or other being from accident, injury, surgery or birth.

1.) Wow! That teddy bear is so old! It's falling apart! She still sleeps with that? Damn! That's one gimpy bear!

2.) I love you my gimpy bear! You are so cute and sweet, even though you are missing an arm.

Gimpy Bear by irishprincess1374 July 10, 2009

gimpy chicken wing 

when a girl bends her arm up at the elbow and jacks you off using the crease now formed between the forearm and bicep. this works well with any lubrication suck as: spit, vaseline, sweat, vag juice, or even crisco.

Dude, i walked in on my mom giving my dad the gimpy chicken wing! I didnt even think they knew what that was.

gimpy chicken wing by joeshsamp1 September 9, 2010

gimpy freaks

what katie think becky's dear dear friends are

KATIE: "AW MAN, THEY IZ SOME GIMPY FREAKSSS!"
BECKY: "Shut yer face, girl; they're my peepzzz"

gimpy freaks by Becky What Is A Ginger July 6, 2008