Geneva Jesus

Forgives the sins of War criminals, so they may commit war crimes without prosecution and return to Valhalla. Civilians will now be known as "Acceptable Casualties".

Also the leader of the "Geneva Warcriminals" gaming clan on Twitch and Mixer.

"Geneva Jesus shall set me free, for I am his humble servant." GJ 6:9

by Geneva Jesus November 13, 2019

Geneva Convention

American toilet paper.

Barack Obama: Shit, the White House is all out of TP.

George W. Bush: Ever tried the GENEVA CONVENTION? It's real good stuff.

Barack Obama: Thanks! Where'd you find this?

George W. Bush: I used it to wipe my tushy every day when I was in the White House. See how good it turned out?

by ConservatismSucks December 20, 2009

Geneva

To be indifferent or ambivalent.

I could go for either Subway or Quiznos, I'm geneva.

by terrells February 1, 2006

Geneva

A city with a population of nearly 7,000 people. Home of the grape Jamboree AND has claimed ownership of the MOON. It's a popular vacation spot especially during ' GENEVA ON THE LAKE'.

Few crimes. Fewer Minorities....

"Have you ever been to Geneva, Ohio?

"Hell yeah, son!"

by Rikki Rainbow September 23, 2011

Geneva

a small town in florida with beautiful woods and asshole rednecks to shine their lights bright in your face when your having a bad day. Our small-town includes, a lake, a park, and dirt roads. Although there are 3 Geneva's, Geneva florida is the best. Country side!

I have been in the city of geneva all of my life.

by Joe Pican November 22, 2006

Geneva, NY

Its a small town on Seneca Lake, which you wouldn't even pay attention to if you were driving through, but its alot more then some small town. Its mad ghetto, and shit spreads faster than a wild fire. The majority of kids are two-faced. Most of the "cool kids" are sluts, or ass holes. The kids who aren't always get sucked into drama, or picked on by the brats. I live here, so I know. The majority of the kids lose their virginity by 9th grade, if not then earlier. But there's something about Geneva that you gotta love. Maybe its Cams, and its amazing pizza, or the Ice skating rink, where everyone goes. And despite all the shit that goes down, and how ghetto it is, there's something kind of wonderful about it.

Ghetto Geneva, NY kid: Ayo you got the biggest damn head I ever seen.
White girl: Aye shut up.
Ghetto kid: I'll kick yo damn ass bitch!!
White girl: ..... I love you!!
Ghetto kid: aye thats wut i thought..

by Im right and you knoww it.. February 6, 2012

dirty geneva

When you stick one hand up someone's ass, then stick the other down their throat, you then link your hands, and have sex with their belly button.

Dude, Sarah totally let me Dirty Geneva her!

by Dirty home boy June 21, 2019