For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?
Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.
or
Dave: What do you wanna do after this?
Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.
or
Dave: What do you wanna do after this?
Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
by Barry Skanesworth May 16, 2006
A person who, through their actions, rises to a level of public derision whereby they move from being labeled "a goose" to being lauded as "the cream of geese".
A: Did you see what Jeremy did yesterday?
B: Was he being a goose again?
A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!
B: Was he being a goose again?
A: Way beyond that: this time he's become the cream of geese!
by Purely Poisonous May 20, 2009
Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose
by johnain'tmyname April 04, 2020
To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.
by Stephcita. January 14, 2006
Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.
by Space Bars March 14, 2017
by Alios735 December 03, 2020
Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.
Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"
Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"
Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"
by Axel Jaundice Pohaku July 06, 2012