gaytained 

Something above and beyond maintained. Refering to a friend of mine selling his car. He had all of the records, sales reciept, everything was original. He and his partner had the car for 24 years. They never ate in the car. The car was better than perfect.

This house is beautiful, it's been gaytained.

gaytained by veedubchick June 28, 2009

Daytarded 

When you don't recognize a place in the daytime because you've only been there at night, drunk.

"Brendon and I drove down Main Street looking for my car the next morning and we couldn't find it because we didn't recognize anything since we've only been there at night when we were hammered. Total case of Daytardedness"

Daytarded by Absolut Ang April 13, 2010

godtarded 

Someone who lived a normal, decent life who becomes an extreme born again. They believe in miracles of otherwise common healing, faith healers, etc. The worst I have seen of this is within the Catholic church.

Cindy chose a limited education, though married to a successful man but found religion which caused divorce and heartbreak. She doesn't practice what she preaches but that seems to be tolerable within her new-found faith and now does not associate with anyone out of her church group. She became godtarded.

godtarded by GoomeeG May 8, 2018

Florida Gaytard 

The faggots in Florida who wear orange and blue who think they're actually relevant

You see that drunk guy beating his wife wearing orange and blue. yeah he's a Florida Gaytard.

Florida Gaytard by TennesseeVolsFuckedYourMom April 26, 2016

Gaytard 

Gaytard©- Noun
Pronunciation: (Ga-tard)
Definition: A person that is neither gay or retarded, however acts like they are both.

Examples:
"Look at him out there dancing, what a gaytard."
"Dude, that is totally gaytarded."
"I believe he suffers from gaytardism."

©Copyright 2006 BALC Sitka Alaska

Gaytard by Amy Denny September 7, 2006

Gramtarded

The condition of being retarded when it comes to grammar and/or spelling.

Person A: I thout I have to poop.

Person B: *Thought, *Had

Person A: But than I didn't has to.

Person B: *Then, *Have

Person A: Stop I'm just gramdumb ):

Person B: *Gramtarded.

Gramtarded by IAmMoreNifty June 22, 2010

Glutarded 

Sam Johnson

After learning that he was allergic to gluten, Sam was diagnosed as glutarded.

Glutarded by DankGod420 March 31, 2019