"You can sit around at home till Doomsday and the prices at the pumps will stay fairly low, incessantly tempting you to travel. But the moment you decide to take off somewhere and head out on your trip, the price for a gallon of gas will go right through the roof!"
Gas-prices seemed fairly "stable" all summer, and so I delayed a road-trip for a while to "save up" or "accumulate" a number of errands so that hopefully my trip would be more cost-effective with regards to gas-consumption, but then when I stopped to fill up my tank in the morning when I was first heading out, the price had suddenly jumped over a quarter higher per gallon! Sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Gasoline Prices" to me!
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
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gasoline drinker

a person whos low on self esteem so they run on gasoline
"that bitch is so insecure, she probably runs on just gasoline"

"yeah she def is a gasoline drinker"
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025
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Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...
A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...
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Fight fire with gasoline

After hearing a silly question, get back at them with an explosive answer ...
A) you're a whimp
B) Eat S**t you f****n' a**hole!!
C) Fight fire with gasoline...
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fight fire with gasoline

In the heat of an argument you react explosively!
Gloria: "your mother wears Army Boots"
Peter: "X!!@¥©... :( ...!!
Psychologist: "fight fire with gasoline"
loosely coined from DB's album Let's Dance "Cat People"

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gasoline pizza

A sentient pizza who spams discord with nonsense.
Jesus Gasoline Pizza, quit with your weird gifs!
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