Gallows

A sexy sexy man with great collarbones and a big penis

That man is Gallows, he is so unbelievably sexy and cool and has a big penis.

by Bigballsncock69 November 21, 2021

Gallos

A guy obsessed with saying "wow sir, you got a big weapon, thank you sir" and doing TUKU TUKU TUKU TU! CHICABOOM! GLAW GLAW GLAW GLAW!
He is a menace and a major stock holder in dildory business.

You are literally Gallos, you always bounce on big weapons and are obsessed with cocks

by CHICABOOM May 28, 2025

Gallos

A dude who is obsessed with big weapons and specifically bouncing on them

Bro you are literally Gallos, you bounce on weapons all day and never do any work

by CHICABOOM May 28, 2025

2 gallons in a year

there are 2 gallons of cucumber in a year

how many miles in a year ?

2 gallons in a year

by 2 gallons in a year November 4, 2019

Gusseterly Gallows

The worse fucking place imaginable. Describes a situation or place that you don't want to be in.

Shit bro I fucking hate the cold, it's the gusseterly gallows out here.

by Floptropica #1 reporter February 21, 2026

Curse of Gallus Cooper

The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.

Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"

by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021

Case of the Gallos

When you out to even make Joey Gallo blush.

"This year's Yankees have a serious case of the Gallos in the playoffs."

by Rat Tad69 October 22, 2022