Gabe

Gabes are a special kind of person that not many understand. Some times Gabes are funny and awesome plus they are great at video games. Other times they are bad boys and get grounded for staying up late so that way they never can play video games with their friends.

Man Gabe is awesome but I wish he would get on his computer.

by Steven Crowderman June 11, 2020

gabe

Gabe, short for Gabriel, angel of god and harbringer of divine light upon the crumpled masses.

And as Gabe descended upon the waterpolo game god said to him "Los Altos shall win" and it was so.

by Gabe S July 16, 2008

Gabe

1. Noun The most moderate person alive. Moderately fast, tall, attractive and smart. Has the largest non-celebrity fanclub in existance.

2. Verb The act of divorcing somebody as soon as legally possible.

3. Adjective Extremely attractive.

1. Gabe went to the lunchroom and half the people there noticed him.

2. So when John got all the money he could off Susan, he Gabed and ran off.

3. And so when the tall, Gabe, handsome Jack stodd up, the lady knew that he was the one.

by Tofurky December 14, 2004

Gabe

Used as a noun or verb; to pwn immensely, to pretty much be the ultimate.

Holy crap I just Gabed up an 80-0 in Dust2

Charles Bronson is a real Gabe and a half.

by Jealentus October 9, 2006

Gabe

The prodigal son of Chuck Norris and Isaiah Mustafa (the guy from the new Old Spice commercials). Can kick Jesus's arse any day.

Just Gabe it.

by Sea Man Staynes July 26, 2010

Gabe

Gabe can be a verb a noun or even an adjective. If used a noun it is always somebody who is cool, sometimes a little off their knocker though. Moderately funny, though there are always funnier, and decently handsome. When used as a verb it means to be amazing, to pretty much master all that you do, other than sports. If an adjective, it could be used to describe some cool, funny, or odd. Usually used to describe odd or weird things.

Gabe is so cool, how does he know all that stuff?
If I was gonna get a boyfriend I'd make sure he was pretty Gabe.
Okaay, yeah thats a little too Gabe for me.

by JJC & Micky May 17, 2008

Gabe

Well he is gabe.... Just don't fall asleep with this one around.

Gabe is over there don't let him smell your fear.

by Dr.Phil the 3rd October 18, 2020