fischered

Verbally abused repeatedly by a man with a drinking problem. Who has impregnated you twice with in a year.

Daddy came home and really fischered us tonight because the house wasn't up to his standards.

by Dingleberry2 October 1, 2013

Fischer Cat

Fischer Cat

A person with long fake nails that screams and nags alot. Example; That fischer cat in line earlier was so annoying.

by Donnie Geese October 3, 2021

Fischeran

Absolute omega male who cannot read write. Favorite words include "gg", "ez", "so free", and "skill issue". If you see one call the police because they likely have at least 30 terabytes of CP on their computer.

Person 1: Joe is so weird.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard he's a fischeran.

by JoeGaming33 December 13, 2021

Fischer

someone who gay

John: Fischer looks gay
Dave: he lowkey is

by weird poopy guy May 21, 2022

Fischer

A man with unicorn like stroke game and perfect generously sized hip swinger.... immovable loyalty ambition and unending humor give these men and enthusiasm for life that is infectious. If you should Land one keep him!

That man is a Fischer, my Kitty will never be the same I'm going to marry him

by Karmascrush October 16, 2022

Fischer-Pill

To be attracted to those who are underage (minors). Particularly those who are female, but it can go both ways.

We were driving past the middle school and my friend pointed to a girl and said, “Future baddie alert?”. I said in response, “No way you took the Fischer-Pill 😭😭😂😂.”

by The_Crunch February 28, 2024

Fischer Luck

A targeted use of Murphys Law directed at a Fischer, usually set off by bad luck or random karma. The negative act against the Fischer is typically an annoyance and no real harm is achieved or felt. However it also works as a limiter of success. Fischer luck prevents a Fischer from becoming super wealthy, but will always have just enough, keeping the Fischer plain and boring.

Every light turned red as I approached each intersection... damn Fischer Luck!

by Dante Puntappa July 16, 2025