Furting

Something that's "firkin hurting"
Pronounced : firting

Owww, that knee is furting like mad.

by Aletal May 10, 2018

faxting

The act of faxing back and forth.

Michael: I got a new fax machine yesterday. I stayed up all night faxting!
Craig: That's some 20th century shit, bro.

by mikezilla September 29, 2011

fuxing

A mortgage lender’s claim that they didn’t receive a fax from a customer, in an attempt to ignore the customer’s request for assistance or loan modificaiton.

I have sent the loan documents seven times , but Bank of america still claims they didn’t receive my information, they are just fuxing with me.

by mortgage coach October 13, 2011

Fexting

When two people who may have slightly awkward sexual tension text eachother but are "just friends"

Daniel: Hey Emily, are you and Rico Suave still texting? It's getting pretty suriousss eh??
Emily: No no Daniel, don't be so naive, we're just fexting!

by D-BLOCK && E-HOEE April 6, 2010

Fexting

Fexting is a portmanteau of Feet and Texing. It's like sexting but for people who have a fetish about feet. They send and receive photos by text of feet.

Person 1: I think Jim and Sue have a weird relationship, they were texting photos of their feet all evening?

Person 2: Ah, they were fexting!

by Ivor Fortose May 8, 2011

Fexting

A word used by professionals to indicate their level of interest towards someone. i.e.

John didn't like them and thought: *Oh shit I don't like those people, better whip out my phone and pretend I'm busy texting someone*
He walked past the douchebags by Fexting.

by John. S January 12, 2015

Fexting

Sending someone succulent pictures or descriptions of food instead of a sexy text.

Nachos and chill? #Fexting.

Come over and I'll cook you a huge bowl of chilli, we can cover it with cheese and everything.

by Hazzle Dazzle November 18, 2015