furiousballed

The feeling of inadequacy one gets when attempting to come up with a witty blog comment only to find that someone else beat you to it with something twisted, head scratching and ridonkulously funny.

I tried to leave a comment on The Bloggess, but I saw it had already been furiousballed.

by FatGreta March 13, 2008

Furism

The belief that an animal's behaviors are based on their coat color.

For example, “He thinks orange cats are friendlier than Blue Himalayans. That’s furism!” “She said all black labs are badasses and all yellow labs are docile. That’s furism!’”

by Wordy Wordsley May 25, 2018

Furico

Portuguese for ass.

Meu furico doi.
(My ass pains)

by J Barbalho January 17, 2009

furidicules

When things are f**king ridicules...Its like watching clowns on fire, funny but yet tragic

Example 1

Guy 1: I saw a midget riding a tiger, he was juggling chain saws and the tiger was jumping through flaming rings of death.

Guy 2: Thats Furidicules

Example 2

This is the 5th time i have done this ridicules report, it is getting furidicules.

by Cotton5817 August 21, 2009

furious leaf

The act of masturbating at work.

Going to deploy furious leaf tonight at 10.

by ElectricOcean May 14, 2017

Furious

To be mad at somebody or something

A kid took another kid’s toy, and then the other kid got furious.

by Leolionross October 12, 2019

Furimp

1. A simp that is aswell a furry
2.A furry that is aswell a simp

It's literally a combination of Furry and Simp

Guy 1 : I found out that Jake is a simp AND a furry!
Guy 2 : So he's a furimp?

by Louvainny January 4, 2021