function muffin

Usually a fat lightskinned black kid that goes to the functions and sits there like a muffin

Look at Jayden over there being a such a function muffin!

by pandaboi031518 April 21, 2023

Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure

My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company

by fruitflint May 31, 2016

fabrection

The fabric-erection. It's the way the zipper of a pair of pants sticks up, making one look like they have a hard one when sitting down.

Girl: What's THAT!?!
Boy: Oh. Uh. It's my pants. They do that when I sit. Seriously! It's a fabrection! Come back! Please, come back!!!

by Baumbusch March 6, 2008

frictionless person

The stereotypical frictionless person dresses neatly but unobtrusively, typically works from a laptop from anywhere in the world and pays contactless for everything.

‘Frictionless persons’ prefer to frequent Starbucks.

by Glycine March 31, 2021

friction burn

what happens when you beat off too much too fast not using lubricant...

Girl: why is ur penis all red and brusied?
boy: thats friction burn baby!

by Kyle May 13, 2005

frictionlessness

A word that Cody Ko created after using frictionless and getting hate for it

The app I made had a frictionlessness design

by MightBeAFakeAccount November 18, 2020

we out here trynna function

tow or more people who are some where trying to start or join a party.

origination: the east bay area

we out here trynna function

im trynna function

you trynna function

me and my potnas out here trynna function

me and my niggas are going to the function

I'm having a function if you wanna come

by young lala July 30, 2012