Funkelise

To rob in a cunning way.

To be deeply cunning.

Being sneaky in a manner of approaching things, especially to do with money. To manipulate for one's end.

Good morning! As you go to the market, do not allow anybody to funkelise you.

He funkelised me so much that I've lost hope in love

by DollarE September 17, 2018

cock funnel

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.

You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.

by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011

burnt funnel cake

the act of pooping in a funnel and spreading it out over a girl chest then you jizz on it.

so while im changing your oil would you like me to go get the funnel and give you burnt funnel cake?

by capt long schlong January 26, 2010

Blood Funnel

A euphamism for the sharpened orafice that investment banking companies, such as Goldman Sachs, use to suck cash away from the general public, in both the US and other countries.

Used by Matt Taibbi in an article in Rolling Stone to describe Goldman Sachs.

"The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."

== Matt Taibbi, Rolling Stone, July 13, 2009

by kk626kk December 28, 2009

funnel cake sundae

A yummy crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.

Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"

by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 17, 2008

shit funnel

the opening to the entrance round someone's ass pipe, shit ditch,ass hole,stink star,fart box!!

Steve felt like tappin Andrea right in her Shit funnel!

by Don4 June 15, 2008

fincel

The financial version of an "incel" (involuntarily celibate, sexually frustrated). A typical fincel suffers from economic illiteracy, which results in poor career and life planning decisions that lead to a life of poor financial health. This financial dissatisfaction is often a combination of a college degree that is not marketable, large amounts of student debt, etc. Like incels, a fincel often turns to extremist political/social views that involve harming those that are economically literate and financially stable. Fincels resent society.

Jim: hey whatever happened to Tony? He was excited to graduate with an art history degree.

Scott: Tony lives at home still and works as an Uber driver and sometimes bar tends. He's evolved to a bitter fincel and hates successful people.

by Eddie Quesadilla April 20, 2019