FUD

Fucked up Data - refers to erronious or questionable statistics used to support a one-sided perspective.

Bill's report that claimed a fast food hamburger was as healthy as a fresh deli sandwich was full of FUD.

by Dan W November 23, 2004

fud<

"fuck" in a discreet manner as to not get caught immediately by strict s.o.b. assholes who run most jr. high schools

fud< school

to all strict s.o.b. assholes: go fud< yourself

by she who shall not be named August 30, 2006

Fud

FOOD!!! Fud= Food after i went to camp and had 2 sing about Elmer Fudd.

Chicken is yummy fud!!!

by Vamprate April 16, 2008

FUDS

Acronym for "Fat Upper Dick Section"; the roll of fat one develops above the dick, below the gut. Often wedged into tight pants due to the fact that the owner of a FUDS doesn't realize how rapidly fat they're becoming. Commonly seen in men who disregard their health entirely. See also fupaand gunt.

The boss is so fat, I don't know how he gets his FUDS to fit into those jeans. His zipper looks like it's about to give way!

Brian actually had to lift up his FUDS in order to fuck his unsatisfied wife.

The stripper had no issue with sitting on his FUDS as long as he had twenties and didn't lick her ass.

by Andgorifo December 13, 2007

FUD

FUD, a Fat Ugly Dyke.

Im becoming so desperate, I am starting to find fuds attractive.

Shut up, you fud.

Your girlfriend looks like a fud.

by InAndAroundYourMouth January 7, 2014

Fud

pron- "fu-DD" like "Mud"

Slang term for vagina. Very common in Berkshire, UK. Fud is not used in an offensive way. It is very much intended as an alternative to fanny, front bottom or lady bits.

She slipped her hands down between her breasts, across her stomach and then deep between her legs against her soft fud.

by Reg Allen June 22, 2007

fud

Fat, ugly, and depressed.

Johnny: We're going drinking, you comin?
Shaun: No, I can't be seen in public.
Johnny: Well why not?
Shaun: Cus I feel so fuckin fud.

by ShawnMichaels February 17, 2014