Davids FUCKING BIG DICK

A piece of instrument used to create oil and when erected can reach the length of 20 miles .

"Oh my God! Its Davids FUCKING BIG DICK, RUN!" said Nelson Lou

by safasdfsa November 12, 2018

fuck my dick with a stick

an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.

*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"

by thatguyathjs November 15, 2011

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

by PurpleStarr November 6, 2017

Dick-fuck

1.Another word for gay

1.Your a dick-fuck!

by Upindasky October 17, 2009

limp dick fuck

To stuff an unerect penis into the anus or vagina.

Bill was so drunk he couldn't get an erection. So, he strategically limp dick fucked Susan.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

fuckin dick fuck

A derogitory term to call someone who is being an asshole or has tricked you.

Max: Blow me jew.
Dan: Your a fuckin dick fuck.

Max: You tricked me, you fuckin dick fuck.

by TrippinBallz August 10, 2008

Dick Fuck Fisting

When you slip your dick into your girls ass and make more room for you hand, fucking her with your dick an fist at once

Dick fuck fisting is a new sensation dad, i swear its not a phase- Girl

by Noodle fish September 6, 2016