Francesco, more commonly referred to as "Fran", are inexplicably perfect people. As most Francescos originate from Italy, one might even describe them as being 'perfetto'. Sure, having a Fran for a friend is cool, but having a Fran for a best friend and a boyfriend is the coolest thing that will ever happen to you. Living far away from your Fran is near impossible, yet the sheer pleasure of being reunited with their flawless selves makes it all worth it. It can be hard to tell a Fran how much you love them, not because you're worried about what they'll say, but simply because there are no words to describe the extent of your love to them. However this is ok as they feel the same way, and will therefore understand. If you're someone lucky enough to have a soulmate named Francesco, don't muck it up. Always cuddle them and let them know how truly special and appreciated they are. Being the devilishly handsome, astonishingly intelligent and unfathomably funny people that they are, Frans can make you as happy as the kitty in the following gif for all eternity...
by MaddyGalileo June 9, 2020
Get the Francesco mug.A jolly little town also known as ftown in the middle of no where, where everyone assumes the rainbow ends.Full of cayotes, major corn chunkage, cow farms,home schooled losers,and retarted uncles. Wouldnt be a strange land to find yourself dreaming about bunnys & llamas. People who live in this town go to pumpkin launching festivals,believe their cats will be hit by reindeer. And have late night cookito runs, in the middle of the forest. Dont be shocked if you see homosapiens/teenagers singing " francestown where the streets are black. you better watch it, you better watch your back" Where fennis was invented. Takes a gillion years to light a ffing sparkler. Little children keep themselves occupied by streaking,skinny dipping,visiting the "general", and shitting in local lakes.
Last year in francestown, we jumped over the fence of a hairy cow farm, where we procided to tell the owner we were only "thinking about it in our mind", even though she was across the street watching us the entire time. We own.
by Catie and Caroline April 6, 2007
Get the Francestown mug.Loyal and strong. The true definition of a real friend. Will always tell you how she feels and make her discomforts known. Loves to be loved and accepts all who do love her. Appreciates her own self growth more than anything else and continues to always look out for herself. She only wants you to be honest which is why she's so intense.
Frances is the shit
by mikeloquently January 2, 2017
Get the Frances mug.Franchisca is beautiful. She is also tall. And she always looks fresh. No one messes with her and she has a nice heart. Better believe she'll take your heart away. Her love is so addicting. If you meet her you bets keep her
by americathegreat023 April 19, 2014
Get the franchisca mug.A woman that you are blessed to know,if she lets you in. Simple and straight to the point. If you are 100 with her, she will be 100 with you. Give her 5% and she will give you 5% right back. Her attitude is always based on how you treat her. Nothing more,nothin less. Her words,actions,and life always match. She is loyal, honest,and consistent.
by 5kidsmama April 29, 2015
Get the Francenia mug.2016 Olympics, French walker Yohann Diniz poops himself during a race for the whole world to see. He had a wicked case of diarrhea, better known as "Runner's Trots". If you have a bad case of diarrhea you have "France Pants". If you poop yourself, or feel like you're about to poop yourself you have "France Pants". If you're changing a nasty loose bowel diaper, you're changing a "France Pants".
That Mexican food I had for lunch really messed up my stomach, I couldn't make it to the bathroom and I ended up with France Pants.
by Swatamagon August 27, 2016
Get the France Pants mug.It is when a sports franchise team performs poorly on a habitual basis. They rack up losing records, wasting young talent and draft picks. It is also a monetary matter.
1. — Do you think the Detroit Pistons will make the Playoffs by next year?
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.
2. — Heck no! They’re a poverty franchise.
by AyoJelani June 28, 2023
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