Friendly Fire

The inadvertent splash of one's own toilet-water one takes usually to the face and chest while deploying a plunger.

Chad: Hey man... what's that on your shirt?
Gordon: Took some friendly fire while I was plunging my turd this morning... sucks
Chad: Dooood…..

by PAreal August 14, 2018

Friendly fire

during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip

"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*

by Ryan Maxwell May 27, 2008

accidental friendly fire

to prematurely ejaculate.

Guy: ...Oooopps
Girl: Oops, what? why is it slippery all of a sudden?
Guy: Sorry babe. It was a little accidental friendly fire. I'll get you next time.

by Oso D'lyshus March 18, 2008

Friendly Fire Insult

An insult that a person makes that is typically used to demean someone specifically, but inadvertently describes other people you mean no harm to. For example, a woman may insult a man for having a small dick, while her other guy friends that do in fact have small dicks painfully listen.

Trisha: OMG, this dude on Twitter RADIATES 5'5" energy!
Juan: Wait, I'm 5'4" tho...
Trisha: omg lol not you I meant this guy!!!
Juan: You realize that was a friendly fire insult, right?

by SithLordTrevor June 5, 2022

Friendly Fire Targets

1. The few employed citizens of Canada. See: canadian

1. What the hell, eh?!?

by Pulp October 9, 2004

Friendly Fire

During a three-some or orgy, a male member ejaculates, landing on another male member/in the shooters own mouth

Dude. I was in an orgy last night and I got friendly Fired. It went in my mouth!

by Mike hawk'shard September 7, 2021

friendly fire fodder

These are the people yo would NOT take a bullet for. To the contrary, these people you would WANT to see put down. This is in reference to military term friendly fire, when troops shoot their own fellow personnel (accidently or not). Friendly fire fodder candidates are usually horrible bosses, who, by their subordinates, would like to see them gone if they could eliminate them.

Roger: Hey, Davie! How is your new boss, Michael?
David: Oh, he's the WORST! He a micro-manager from hell, and everybody hates him. I swear, if we were ever in an army battle, he would be a surefire candidate for being friendly fire fodder!

by brooskitooski August 9, 2025