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freeroll

A situation with no downside and a possible upside. Often used in poker to describe a free tournament in which real prizes can be won or a hand where players currently have the same rank hands, but one has a chance to improve and beat the other without reciprocal risk. Can also be used to describe any other life situation that conforms to the pattern.
"You playing freerolls again?" -"Yah, man. Guaranteed +EV."

"Jake and Derek were tied since they both had Ace-King, but because Jake had spades to match the two spades already out, he was freerollin' the flush."

"I threw my business card in the jar to try to win a catered lunch. I figured, 'Freeroll, why not??'"
by thecinimod October 19, 2007
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free feel

A free feel is what you allow your b.f. is he's been very nice and understanding with you.
Well, Jim listened to my lengthy tale of woe; so I undid my bra under my sweater and let him comfort me with a free feel.
by Angel of the Morning February 6, 2020
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Free my nigga

A saying used by people who think that their nigga actually is innocent even though they probably actually broke the law
Person 1: "Ayo free my nigga dog who ain't do nothin"
Person 2: "Aye fam what he do?"
Person 1: Nah dog he ain't do nothin. He only shot 3 people and stabbed the asshole of a puppy. Yo free my niggaz dawg"
by olaphis August 2, 2016
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fredricka

Unique but beautiful, wild- hearted, fun, and free spirited. Everybody loves her because of her outlook on life. Acts sassy but is sweet and has many high morals. If you find a fredricka, stay with her. She is the most unforgettable person that will make you fall head over heals without even knowing it.
Did you meet the new girl, Fredricka? She's so cool!
by Jenna fosz September 30, 2013
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free rental

The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.

While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.

To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.

For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.

It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.
My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. June 17, 2009
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lars frederiksen

Guitarist for Rancid, also see Punk
Lars Frederiksen kicks ass!
by Rancidic May 18, 2004
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truly free me

The elation that follows from freeing yourself from a narcissist
Paul had a truly free me from Teresa once he recognized he had been fiddledicked.
by 8trackgto June 14, 2017
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