FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

FPS aka Freedoms per second . America's favourite unit of measurement, the amount of freedom ( x ) can deliver per second, ( x )normally but not limited to equating to a piece of military equipment and or hardware. (FPS can only distributed by an American)

Hey Cletus have you seen the new predator drone? I hear it can deliver 65 FPS!! FPS aka Freedoms Per Second

by Jbag November 18, 2013

freedom fries

Idiots call FRENCH fries this. Although replacing the French part with freedom makes absolutely no sense and makes us all look like a bunch of moron second-graders. Thanks Dubya!

We call them freedom fries now because the French refuse to participate in our unjust war. Well, guess what? I WANT MY FRENCH FRIES! Screw America, France rocks.

by Mmm, FRENCH Fries July 9, 2003

freedom pat

the TSA's new pat down procedure put in effect in the holiday season, 2010 that is far more in depth to prior security pat downs

I went through airport security to get on my flight to the middle of no where USA, and they did a FREEDOM PAT on me, WTF, that was uncomfortable.

by juggalo94 November 28, 2010

freedom gurgle

Blowjob; used when coercing patriotic women into sexual acts.

"I need a freedom gurgle...for AMERICA!"
"I hear the terrorists banned freedom gurgles. We'd be doing our country a disservice by NOT exercising our rights!"

by yohici May 7, 2013

Freedom Tear

When something is so patriotic it makes you shed a single tear.

"When that foreign exchange student talked about how much she loved America, it made me shed a freedom tear."

"When i saw the soldiers march in the parade i almost shed a freedom tear."

by Tabeltop May 14, 2013

Freedom Rockets

Extending the middle finger of both hands simultaneously to express one's freedom politically, spiritually, and sexually.
Not affiliated with the term YOLO.

"Those GDI's down the street were having a block party, so I gave them my drive-by freedom rockets"
"Right on, Janet."

by Mwhiteout February 18, 2014

freedom run

A quick usually one day trip where you aren't bound to hotels or solid plans.

I'm gonna make a freedom run to the beach tomorrow.

by urbandefs March 30, 2015