Fart Freckles

Fart freckles is when someone accidentally farts on your face when you are eating their ass.

I heard that song about eating the Booty like groceries and I tried it but she gave me fart freckles and her Brown eye gave me pink eye.

by Odd_James November 7, 2019

Frecklation

The perfect combination of freckles and tan on a woman's cleavage.

OMG...you have the most amazing frecklation I have ever seen!!!

by jj6119 September 2, 2013

freckless

skin without freckles

She's a redhead, yet she is freckless. I don't understand.

by Eli Krenik November 22, 2006

cum freckles

When a man explosively ejaculates on someone's face leaving it speckled in freckles of semen.

To explode cum onto another person's face.

I am going to give her cum freckles when I hit climax

As Tom reached climax point he sprayed his load on Jenny's face leaving her with some new cum freckles.

by LOLTROLL!!!111oneoneone April 13, 2011

Freckling

A love that last only the summer. Summertime love. Called freckling because, like freckles they can come and go.

Freckling is for true indecisive lovers. I'm in a freckled relationship as of the moment, talk to you in the fall

by Heaby July 4, 2018

Not Freckles

Term used to describe anything ugly or displeasing in nature. (Origin: from offensive sight of blemishes on face, politely refered to as "Not-Freckles)

Person A: Did that guy just flip you off?
Person B: Yeah, that was so Not Freckles of him.

Alternately:

Person C: Hey, do you think Person X is cute?
Person D: Nah, he's totally not freckles, with his hump and all of those Not-Freckles on his face/body.

by Ian Chen May 2, 2005

Freckles

A discoloration of the skin caused by fecal matter when standing too close to the rear of a cow. This event usually occurs heaviest at the point of impact origin, usually the nose, and irradiating out in a mist pattern.

Cass the hipster: my freckles are so cute
Thomas the swaggy guy: Gurl they cute, but which cow you stand behind?

by Michael C. Morris June 1, 2022