fred franken

the act of skeeting in a pale bitches nose with her nose out so some cums out that. u must be eating frankenberry cereal or its not right.

dude 1: Dude i fred franken'd that chick and she sneezed out bubble
dude 2: narley dood

by Masta Shake909090909 November 19, 2010

Franken-fuck

When you don’t find a person attractive so you print out better looking parts and attach them onto the person to make them fuckable to you

“I really didn’t like the way he looked so I Franken-fucked him”

by SuperNixon505 June 26, 2018

Frankenize

To vomit while preforming oral sex on a woman.

Yeah, his oral skills are incredible, but don't let him frankenize you, the sound of a man getting ready to vomit while tongue deep may cause permanent trauma.

by R2d2679 July 8, 2023

Franken

A Franken is a ball-fro of curly pubic hair that looks exactly like Al Franken’s perfectly symmetrical helmet head

Did you see Ben’s package before he started manscaping?!!! With that Franken, his schlong would start doing Stuart Smalley’s daily affirmations on its own if you put it in front of a mirror

by Apollo83 February 18, 2023

Franken

(v) to grope a person while they were sleeping. A Full Franken is achieved by sending them a picture of the act so they can ruin your career at a time of their choosing

Based on the Cheeto hand prints on my boobs, I believe I’ve been Frankened.

Going to a party tonight! Hope some honeys pass out so I can Franken them!

by Butlerman April 20, 2018

franken meal

the meal you make out of driving to several different fast food locations ordering your favorite item from each.

Tiger: wanna go grab a franken meal?
Jake: a what?
Tiger: you know a burger from In N Out, fries from Five Guys, shake from Dairy Queen, and a drink from Sonic.
Jake: lets go stup

by hands hands November 13, 2020