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the flailing

A term for the overpowering feeling of “who am I, now? Now that I’m ALONE?” that typically accompanies the demise of a long-term relationship.
Matt and Amber bonded over their shared post-divorce struggles with the flailing
by Wyntyr February 2, 2019
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failing

When someone is continuously doing REALLY stupid things under the influence of marijuana that cause that person embarrassment.
**Lyle tries to roll down the window of a car with automatic windows when the car is off**
Friend in passenger seat: "Ah man, you're failing Lyle.. you're failing hardcore.."
by The Special Doctor December 1, 2007
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Flailing Bowl Cut

A variation of the traditional bowl cut, the flailing bowl cut takes it form when one’s hair grows in thick for several months with no regard for order or combing. When in full effect, and with a medium to slight breeze, the flailing bowl cut looks like a bowl on one’s head, that is flailing.

Historically this hairstyle has been popular among the wealthy, and eventually spread from places such as Nantucket and Lake Tahoe to numerous cities throughout the United States and some parts of Northern Canada. In a few estranged cultures, the FBC is viewed as a sign of poverty: that person could not afford a barber. In actuality, this hairstyle is a sign of great wealth, and many who don this look have complete disregard for the appearance due to their strong bank statements and stock portfolios.

The bowl cut is a comparable to the Beatle haircut from the 1960’s, which is slightly less bowl-like, and less flailing.
Did you see that guy's flailing bowl cut? He must have an extremely high net worth...
by Wyan December 15, 2008
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girl-failing

When a girl complains that she's failing school when in reality she has a 95 average
Girl: Oh my god guysssss I'm failingggg!
Everyone else: No you're not, you're just girl-failing
by lawz December 29, 2006
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fraglingual

The fragmented or partial knowledge of a second language spoken with such impeccable pronunciation that it is indistinguishable from a native speaker of that second language; applicable only if the speaker can recite no more than five full sentences.
After Alex responded to the French tourists' initial inquiry using flawless French she was unable to answer or understand any follow-up questions due to her only being fraglingual; the tourists thought this to be a cruel joke and began cursing at her; Alex had no idea what they were saying.
by Yabadass June 12, 2013
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Friling

The coolest person in your friend group; they're really nice, kind, sweet, and overall just the best person ever. They are what people call saints, and what god calls allies.
My friend is literally friling.
by poopoolord March 2, 2022
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Eddie -van-failing

A guy who breaks out his guitar any chance he gets,even though he sucks at playing it! Can't be joking he has to belive he is killing it!
That bonfire was going really well until that guy broke out his guitar. He pulled an Eddie -van-failing on that night!
by Potentialwasted July 24, 2015
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