A Schtbitzelface fat chick who disguises herself a Dragon-like furry. To make stuff worse, She is where Mercedes Benz is Made from. Yes, This fat Chick claims she’s from Germany. Also, if you guys speak german or Slovakian please stay away from this fat whale but as far away as you can!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
Also, if you are a Fatass White Chick from Germany with a strange fetish for Chinese Eggplants, You might be an instant Frauke Forster!
At a Furry Convention in Bratislava, Slovakia:
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!
Patvoy: Eh, what’s up... I see a Chubby Furry from Germany and her name is?
Fursuit guy: Holy shit, it’s that legendary fatass name Frauke Forster.
Some Slovakian guy: wtf did you say about my Girlfriend?
Fursuit guy: Have fun plowing that Fat Pig and she’s German. Isn’t that where Hamburgers were made?
Some Slovakian guy: I am offended at you, You son of a bitch! Prepare for an ass kicking!
*tries to beat the furry, but fell from a banana peel*
Patvoy: Nice one, dude you fucked him
Up again and again like a badass mother fucker!
Fursuit guy: Oh man and I spent 20 Euros on that specific Banana!
*slips from the Banana*
Slovakian guy: You son of a bitch you Broke my leg! Hey at least I can snort Some coke and watch some Yu-Gi-oh in the Hospital in Slovakia!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface February 24, 2020
Get the Frauke Forster mug.hayden is such a girlie she is so shy but has a dark side rawr if you betray her she will use her powers on you to make you pay and also her laugh is funnier then her jokes but slayyy
by fairygirl1853 May 30, 2022
Get the hayden forster mug.Related Words
What a Top Lad Ewic becomes when he loses his Alcatel every three weeks. He is so desperate not to lose touch with his latest hot young guy in nice blue jeans that he phones virtual strangers ten times a day to beg for his number.
by Apartfromthat October 12, 2023
Get the Fwantic Forster mug.Referred to as the best whiskey money can buy, Old Forester is a classic whiskey. Not only do the slight notes of vanilla and oak within the whiskey bring a smile to one’s face, but the overall affects of the whiskey are what make it special. People will often times find themselves cutting Old Forester with a large cube of ice, but after several glasses the taste overwhelms them and they can’t help but drink it straight. It is known that once an individual has drank several glasses, they unlock a new part of their brain.
“Dude did you see OJ won the spelling bee at the Ruckmoor? He got a free bottle of Old Forester and then proceeded to drink 5 glasses of it. He started speaking in tongues after the 5th glass!”
by The_Kernel…. March 18, 2025
Get the Old Forester mug.