Earth

The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.
Be proud of youself for coming to this hellhole called Earth.
by *Dee* April 30, 2006
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Earth

The Alabama of space, we humans are stupid, and no aliens want to live here permanantly, they are only passing through.
by Jiub May 25, 2003
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Earth

a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.

Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.
by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005
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earthing

the act of consciously connecting to Earth and soaking up the divine energies, mainly through walking in nature barefoot.
earthing is one of my favorite things to do - I feel instantly connected to the Universe <3
by earthangelhannah February 28, 2021
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Earth

1. A hospitable life-sustaining planet.

2. A flat mass of land that the universe orbits. At least, that's what a whopping 0.01% of the population have come to wrongly believe.
The earth is not flat.
by Twotorule January 16, 2018
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Earth

Person 1: Do we live on Mars

Person 2: No, we live on Earth
by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020
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Earth

The most fucked place you possibly could imagine
by HEYDADDY69 October 08, 2019
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