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neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.
Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.
by suzibella January 18, 2012
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Footprint

About 3 foot 2 inches lower than a Cunt.
Your a fucking footprint
by Mr. Wick 2.0 October 13, 2021
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Cabin Footprint

The amount of carbon dioxide - essentially zero - emitted due to the consumption of fossil fuels by a person in the grip of Cabin Fever, staying at home during the pandemic.
She wasn't flying. She wasn't driving. She wasn't even walking, except to pace her apartment in a state of cabin fever. She figured she could at least be proud of her tiny cabin footprint.
by Monkey's Dad April 6, 2020
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: So you are going to try to kill me over a digital footprint of child pornography: The First Juvenile Release (Souto).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025
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ninja footprint

Another term for camel toe, characterized by the toeprint a ninja's shoes leave on the ground.
Did you see how tight that chick's shorts were?
Yeah, that was one hell of a ninja footprint.
by CrapsimusMaximus May 21, 2017
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Footprints

Footprints are the impressions or images left behind by a person walking or running. And there for Natalia is WRONG
"Oh look is that Footprints left in the snow from Natalia the hottest girl in the world"
by FOOTPRINTSLOL May 30, 2021
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