Nigger Fortune Cookie

n. A Single piece of cornbread with a food stamp pre-placed in the middle.

Damn those niggers scored big today... not only did they get some free cornbread, but they also received a food stamp which they'll eventually trade on the black market for crack.

Hey LaBradford, pass me over one of dem nigger fortune cookies 'cuz I needs to go to da store and get my future baby's momma some cigarettes with my food stamps.

by Leroy & Janequa November 30, 2013

Wheel of Fortune

A game show where it always seems the contestants they pick make ridiculous mistakes, and you wish that you were lucky enough to have a chance to make thousands just by saying your ABCs and spinning a big wheel.

Aaah Wheel of Fortune... or is it Wheel of Misfortune? In any case, the chances of getting onto this show are so miniscule that it's almost ridiculous.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

Fortuneteller Baba

From the dragonball universe, she is Master Roshi's sister. She loves money and fighting, she can see the future, past, and present through her magic crystal ball, and uses her gifts for profit and entertainment. She can travel freely through the Mortal World, and Other World, and can bring anyone back from the dead for a day at their request.

Fortuneteller Baba: It's the unpredictable nature of this game that attracts me. That...and of course the money.

by kyle.biddle January 14, 2011

Fortuné

Handsome young man, smart, good looking and tall. He is funny and make girls laugh at everything he says

Fortuné is also good at everything he does, especially girls.

by Botchnego December 20, 2016

fortune 500

Group of Satans who control corporate America.

The Fortune 500 tricked me into fucking my sister, and then took my money.

by evii October 19, 2004

soldier of fortune

A soldier or actual civilian that is hired by private sources to do the "dirty work" for others who are too scared or skillfully lacking to do it themselves... other terms are Mercenary, Dog of War and Pawn. You remember the game Metal Gear Solid? ...well Solid Snake was a Soldier of Fortune, so if you remember what the story was about, you'll find out exactly what a Soldier of Fortune does. They are also kept top secret and thier existance is denied and all records of them of everything they've ever done gets destroyed, because what they go out to do, they hardly ever come back because they generally have nothing to lose.

Private miller: oh man! last night on watch, I saw a man dressed in military uniform stalking alone in the middle of the jungle! He was all alone and his uniform didn't look like any army i'v seen before... he killed one of our look outs without any of us knowing, he must have been so skilled and quiet to get away with that!

Colonel Hemmel: Holy shit! We got ourselves a Soldier of Fortune on our hands!

by hotdoggy October 15, 2006

I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe

something that defines humanity

I was in a low estate, but when I heard the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune pickaxe", I rejoice.

by ch4rg3 May 6, 2020