fonting

When you type words with malicious intent.

Are you joking or fonting me right now Targ.

by iDenzilla January 3, 2015

forking

the act of spooning, just with more penetration

i don't like all of spooning, but forking is awesome.

by echo specter May 3, 2011

Forking

The process of sticking large salad/decorational forks in people's yards in the middle of the night (an upgrade of toilet papering). Usually accompanied by spray painting their lawns a variety of colors.

I would have gone out to the party with you, but I was forking that jackasses yard last night.

by EricaJayne September 3, 2007

funking

A polite way to say fuck when there are people around and you really shouldn't be saying the f-word.

At some reception:
Woman :Funking hell! What is that fat cow wearing again? Can't believe she's with the Vicar.
Friend : Ah funk it,who cares ?
Woman : Looks like your husband does.
Friend : Oh funk,yeah!

Vicar: Ooh did I hear anyone talking about funk ?
Both Women: Funkadeliiic!

and that's how you save the night!

by Marjaan. May 1, 2008

Double Forking

1. The act of two women spooning, causing a fork. The fork is created by the two women's hair intertwining. Most common between lesbians. Can get loud if done right.

2. The act of using a fork to hold the end of a joint at a time when it is too small for fingers to hold it. Prevents burning of hands and allows the joint to go on for longer.

1. Those two lesbians were double forking last night. I could hear it.

2. I need to start double forking this joint because I don't want to put it out yet.

by fork90210 October 2, 2009

Bace Fooking

The art of posting things on face book at 3AM, drunk that you would never post sober.

Suzanne really pissed off some friends with her bace fooking last night!

by K-Dawg4835 August 15, 2009

fooking burger palace

The British word for a school cafeteria

Girl doesn’t know where the cafeteria is cause they call it the fooking burger palace

by edgeofglobe August 28, 2022