foghorn

a bad shot made by a golfer stoned out of his mind

yo nice foghorn jimmy chipwood

by hair nick October 20, 2003

smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

by Curly_Fry June 14, 2010

Foghorning

It is the inevitable echo created by the toilet bowl when pre-fecus flatulence is expelled.

Dude, we heard you foghorning from the living room.

by Beastman288 May 18, 2014

foghorn vagina

A foghorn vagina is a lady part that smells Quite fishy and could have the potential of some sort of yellow or white cottage cheese like discharge. Not something you want to munch on!

Damn your bitch been around so much she's fucking got a foghorn vagina

by Farmacy420ma October 25, 2013

Foghorn

When you try to preform an airhorn and you strain too hard you blow some gooey chucks of shit into the girls face. Bonus points for poo in the bare eye.

Alex just had one of those discontinued Ice Coffee's from Wawa and he just plain Foghorned Liz right up the nose. It was like those chocolate fountains at Senior Prom when she sneezed.

by BrianandAlexButtBuddies June 19, 2009

foghorn steamer

Very loud, boisterous, and stinky fart.

She walked into the room but immediately left as she heard and smelled my foghorn steamer.

by Dilly McDillyface April 22, 2018

northern foghorn

A northern person who finds it incapable of talking without shouting!

Pete you Northern Foghorn can't you talk without shouting you annoying cunt!!!!

by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017