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Forensics

A high school "speech and debate" club characterized by its unusually high ratio of ultra-preppy douchebags. People in forensics, often referred to as forensicators, base their very existence on researching obscure topics in order to appear somewhat intelligence during a debate tournament. Such individuals thrive on a culture of elitism that habitually looks down on others who do not share their passion for caffeine addiction and one-ups-manship. A complete and utter ineptitude in the areas of Science, Technology, Engineering, and mathematics plague forensicators, who often enter a field such a politics where they can make a career out of spouting bullshit and looking down on other people.
God, that Andrew kid never shuts up about his trophies or obviously flaws existential ideas. That tool must be in forensics.
by TheGreatDebater April 24, 2014
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floresism

When a woman lies about her age by adding 10 years, only to get compliments about looking young.
Cassandra totally has a case of floresism, what a nut case!
by anonymousonetwothree October 8, 2008
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forensicologist

1. One who employs the use of science and/or technology to investigate and establish facts in criminal or civil court cases is a forensicologist.

2. One who by virtue of experience, training, and/or education is qualified to give expert opinion testimony in a criminal or civil proceding in a court of compotent jurisdiction.
A medical practitioner called by either side or by the court to give expert opinion testimony concerning physical and/or monetary damage sustained by a party in litigation is a forensicologist.
by William Sutton Craig, III February 10, 2008
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forensics

a government investigation group that finds pubic hairs and seman under a stove or slip and fall into seman wile investigating a crime scene.
"this place is a mess!!!"..."cheack it for seman" said the forensics team
by fuck mate 303 June 19, 2009
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the forensics

a totally awesome punk band made up of totally cool guys that drink most of the day and do lots of crack! corey rood is a bean though
liek omg did you go to the forensics show tonight? liek it pwnt j00 4 shur
by poop sniffer August 8, 2004
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forensic job hunting

to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates
I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?
by One Big Man April 3, 2009
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forensic anthropomophologist

Broadly, a person who gathers evidence about how an inanimate object that resembles a human died. Generally, one who investigates how a doll or stuffed animal was murdered.
news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.
by scott trowbridge September 6, 2008
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