A high school "speech and debate" club characterized by its unusually high ratio of ultra-preppy douchebags. People in forensics, often referred to as forensicators, base their very existence on researching obscure topics in order to appear somewhat intelligence during a debate tournament. Such individuals thrive on a culture of elitism that habitually looks down on others who do not share their passion for caffeine addiction and one-ups-manship. A complete and utter ineptitude in the areas of Science, Technology, Engineering, and mathematics plague forensicators, who often enter a field such a politics where they can make a career out of spouting bullshit and looking down on other people.
God, that Andrew kid never shuts up about his trophies or obviously flaws existential ideas. That tool must be in forensics.
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1. One who employs the use of science and/or technology to investigate and establish facts in criminal or civil court cases is a forensicologist.
2. One who by virtue of experience, training, and/or education is qualified to give expert opinion testimony in a criminal or civil proceding in a court of compotent jurisdiction.
2. One who by virtue of experience, training, and/or education is qualified to give expert opinion testimony in a criminal or civil proceding in a court of compotent jurisdiction.
A medical practitioner called by either side or by the court to give expert opinion testimony concerning physical and/or monetary damage sustained by a party in litigation is a forensicologist.
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I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?
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news reporter: Sources today reported that Billy's teddy bear was found decapitated in his bedroom. The authorities have sent a forensic anthropomophologist to look for clues.
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