floppy dorito

It's the sex position where the man and the woman form a triangle. During the course of the Floppy Dorito, they hit all the sides of the triangle. The center is the center of a lollipop, it's equivalent to a cow bell.

Person 1: How was it man?
Much cooler Person 2: Man, we hit all three sides of the Floppy Dorito.

by Zandzy_AFT April 11, 2016

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Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

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floppy

A hippy, often seen in drum circles, barefoot, wearing stupid floppy hats and floppy pants they made themselves

Dood, Phish is in town, its gonna Attack of the Floppies!

by Clizza April 7, 2003

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floppy

Short for "Floppy Cock". Generally accompanied with a flailing right arm the term is used to describe idiot gay people who do stupid stuff.

Obama Nation but also Robbie Gustafson because he switched sides is a giant floppy.

by Dr. Word February 10, 2007

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floppy dolphin

1. n. A floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect penis. The key is a penis that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. The result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.

Andy: Was Paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?

Nick: Yes he was. In fact, Paul says he and three others will come when I least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins

by Lations September 24, 2007

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