Floofer

The beautiful Floofer is an endangered species native to the island of Wallendalia. Located between the frigid continent of Antarctica and the scorching Australia. In a spectacular representation of evolution, the Floofer can rapidly change and shed its coat to adapt when it crosses the border between the extremes of hot and cold of the two halves of the island. The Floofer lives to be about thirty years old, and can be colors ranging from green, red, blue, yellow, or a combination of either. This incredible species will grow to be at least 4 feet in length and has the body structure of a lion, with the back legs of a kangaroo and the head of an emperor penguin. It is estimated that there are only about 1,000 Floofers left alive.

" Hey do you see that floofer being ridden by that Zwergal?"

by TeddybearHulk November 15, 2017

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flooser

A very uncommon term used by few very cool people, combination of the term 'fuck' and 'loser'.

Person 1: Hey, Person 2, look at my tower of cards!
Person 2: Um, ok, maybe I would, if you weren't a flooser.

by Feliciaiaiaia April 14, 2006

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froomer

a word fabricated by certain members of the Pingry School senior class of 2005 to describe other students, specifically those who eat lunch in the Safe Room. The Safe Room is a classroom with couches given over to this purpose as well as holding Psychology classes. Anyone is allowed to be there as long as they are tolerant of everyone else in the room. The implication of the fact that that this word is not used in front of the people it supposedly describes indicates fear of the students who eat there. They can generally be described as wearing clothing not found at the Short Hills Mall and are usually involved in the art departments instead of the more popular athletics. It also has been the base of operations for many incarnations of the Gay-Straight Alliance over the years. These many types of students have found a sort of refuge in the Room from the disapproval of their peers for not following what is expected of them. It has been around for decades of students and will continue to be so despite the bigotry and ridiculously average criticism of a few jealous students. Pingry is a small school and so the "alternative" community is proportionately smaller and therefore can find a haven in a place among people like them, much like a lunch table or any of the many other "hang-outs" throughout the school used by other students. This community can include those with alternative lifestyles, alternative ways of dressing, and who participate in alternative activities, along with any other tolerant students.

Pingry students who are too lazy to say "Safe Room kids" have resorted to the supposedly derrogatory "froomer."

by Jennifer N. Zoephel September 14, 2008

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Flooper

A socially awkward dork, who doesn't bathe, do laundry, brush their teeth or use deoderant. They typically wear gaming clothes and can be found in front of a laptop or xbox, while gaming with other "floopers."

They are solitary creatures, but can travel in packs and are easily offended when you mock their stupid Japanese music that they listen to on their iPods.

They are are typically virgins, and will remain that way unless the planets align or someone with low self esteem chooses to mate with them.

Dude, I saw a flooper at GameStop. He was buying the new World of Warcraft game. He smelled like B.O.and Mountain Dew. He had a fanny pack to.

I was at the library and saw some floopers playing "Magic." They looked so pathetic.

by Sukmyshoe August 25, 2014

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