Flexasaurus

A god damn arbitor of style DOMINATION.

A guy who loves to work out and flex

A bodybuilder who is really excited about working out.

That musclehead is a flexasaurus.

by Flexasaurus March 11, 2010

flexall cock

After applying a muscle reliever such as Flexall 454 or Ben gay, and then forgetting to wash your hands, and then taking a piss.

the victim is left with icy hot sensations on his wangal area.

I put some flexall on my shoulder, and then went to beat off, my cock felt like I just salsa fucked salma hayek

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

flexamcated

To flex so hard you pee

Man i just flexamcated

by sockmonkey January 24, 2008

fleasian

flexible asian

"damn that chick is a fleasian"
"I would want to have sex with a fleasian"

by The Cock N' Bullss November 7, 2011

fleased

When, despite the exhorbitant cost of buying a milkshake and a biscuit, He could not resist the smile on his Daughters face as he made her dreams come true.

It’s when you are pleased to have been fleeced.

That geezer has had my trousers down with the cost of that but my daughters smile makes it worthwhile. I’m feeling rather fleased.

by Mikeman Welf December 9, 2017

Fleas navidad

Spanish fleas that sing famous Christmas carols

Oh look! Fleas navidad!

by Afoofadoo December 24, 2021

marital fleas

when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new

I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long.

Damn, those maritals fleas made me hit your sister.

by reeky December 15, 2008