A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
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Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
by chicky noodles May 24, 2014
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by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009
Get the flatterboy mug.An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.
Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
by folbirt December 23, 2014
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2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.
The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
Get the Flattarded mug.Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
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