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2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.
by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021
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fattering

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.
Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.
by chicky noodles May 24, 2014
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flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"
Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else
by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009
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Fattitude

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.
Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.
by Uberstench March 8, 2011
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flattercreeping

What Rick Grimes does with the signs in Love Actually. Any similar attempt by a stalker/creeper to win someone over using awkward and ill-advised attempts at flattery.
Coco: "Hey Ruby, someone just brought you a dozen roses and a 'You're Beautiful' balloon!"
Ruby: "Ugh. My stalker is flattercreeping again."
by folbirt December 23, 2014
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Flattarded

1. The state of being a flattard.
2. An insult to one's intelligence.

The word flattarded originates from the derogatory name for people who believe the Earth is flat, or "flattards". Flattarded is used as an alternative to the popular insult "retarded" and is generally considered to be more derogatory in nature.
John: "I can't believe you think the Earth is a globe it's obviously flat!"
Bill: "Fucks sake John I didn't know you were this flattarded."
by Sceleratis October 30, 2017
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Torchmark Fattie

Noun: Someone who works at Torchmark, sits on their ass all day, and their only form of exercise is getting up to go to the vending machine for more snacks
I hope I don't get complacent and turn into a Torchmark Fattie.
by Torchmark Superhero April 23, 2009
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