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flatulatology

the study of farts
My dad has an honorary degree in flatulatology.
by yy4u September 5, 2009
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Flatulabia

A feminine fart that causes air to flow through ones labia, and a flapping sensation occurs.
I just farted in my pantyhose and had a serious case of flatulabia.
by lesjoyfart April 26, 2010
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intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.
"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."
by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009
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Count Flatula

n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
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flatchumacate

To fart on someone in an annoying way.
I flatchumacated in my brother's face because he was bothering me while I was playing video games.
by Sean Griffith January 17, 2007
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Flatulant

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality
that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.
by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008
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flatulatas

any meat / torilla based spicey mexican food that may bring on massive cases of percussive farting.
"ohhhhh man....i shouldnt have eaten those pork flatulatas..i think i'm gonna blast tthe stiches off my jeans.
by DEEBEE from OP May 12, 2003
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