flossing your pubes

An expression made when you want to say "I'm just yanking your chain" but you have poo social skills so instead you say "I'm just flossing your pubes". When you're too much of a baller-ass vagojo slayer to just say some simple shit like "I'm just busting your chops" so you say "I'm just flossing your pubes" cause you fuck bitches til they die.

When someone uses dental floss to clean the fur of their nether region.

Example: I told my friend I was just flossing his pubes, after pulling a prank on him after I Alaskan Piplined his hot wife.
Example #2: After flossing your pubes I recycled the floss for self-dental purposes.

by sloppyjoesonthesehoes February 20, 2017

anal flossing

the act of giving someone a particularly aggressive wedgy which causes ones pants to make a sharp asscent into the anal ridge, piercing the rectum with alarming speed yet a certain air of grace, and causing a large amount of pain.

adriano was anal flossing cara, who responded by screaming in pain :-(((

by bumbletrump October 7, 2016

Cyber Flashing

Flashing ones private bits via picture message instead of flashing ones bits in person.

Brett Favre's favorite hobbies include football and cyber flashing.

by Paul Gennari October 22, 2010

flashing bone

masturbating, jacking off

"I was flashing bone to some porno the other night..."

"Man, I really need to flash some bone right now."

by Memous May 13, 2005

cock flossing

The act of double penetration of the vagina and anus wherein both penises move out of sync (one goes in, one goes out) while never completely withdrawing from their respective fuck holes, creating the illusion that they are attatched in the middle and looking like a peice if thick dental floss going back and forth inside the recipient's abdomen.

Brandy: So I took these two guys home last night, they were cock flossing me all night!

by Thelonius Von Funkmaster Chimpsale April 26, 2008

Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

Flashing-lights Brake-dance

The result of a police officer pulling someone over for a traffic violation in Rhode Island. All the people in the state have to stop - not slow down, but fully stop - as they pass the vehicle that's been pulled over to see if it's someone they know. And thus, a single state trooper pulling over someone for speeding during rush hour can grind traffic on the interstate to a complete halt for more than fifteen minutes.

"My commute home should only take 20 minutes, but never takes less than an hour because of the Flashing-lights Brake-dance and the fact that people forget where the fuck Route 4 is every afternoon."

by JustAnotherGuy March 8, 2010