Flaccid Casper 

When one manages to cum with a flaccid penis

Dave: "how was the date?"
Jack: "horrible. She gave me a flaccid Casper."

Flaccid Casper by SilverBackJames23 August 26, 2013

flaccid salmon 

The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.

Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night

flaccid salmon by BigT56 December 29, 2013

Flaccid Stanley 

A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed

Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley

Flaccid Stanley by Coolest beans April 30, 2019

Flaccid Roosters 

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.

Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks

Flaccid Roosters by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

flaccid trash talk 

Aggressively belittling your opponent while losing badly with no rational hope of victory.

That's a lot of flaccid trash talk for someone who can't even deliver a website.

flaccid trash talk by ZenithGP July 24, 2016

Flaccid Renfrew 

Taking a mirror selfie with a rondom on your flaccid jawn.

This chick wasn’t into to me until I sent her a Flaccid Renfrew.

Flaccid Renfrew by Brandle May 24, 2018

Flaccid Beat 

To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.

Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.

Flaccid Beat by Rusty Fury January 20, 2013