Firefighter

Men with a lack of brain power and social skills who chose a career that requires no thought and very little actual work. During their "Hero" fire extinguishings they spray thousands of gallons of water destroying your house worse than the fire itself. The use of large hoses makes up for their lack of genital size.

Jimmy is a true hero firefighter for sitting in that chair outside the fire house filling a bucket of water to wash an already clean truck to justify his existence as a public servant and the use of your tax dollars for a job that is unnecessary.

by Phillepe Sanchez July 28, 2008

Finnlightened

The worlds best religion, we worship our god, Finn. If you are not finnlightend you need a better life.

Person 1: do you worship Finn?
Person 2: yeah I’m Finnlightened, are you?
Person 3: no, what does that mean?
Person 2: it means you are not worthy of knowing.

by Finn is god January 26, 2021

firefighter

Either paid on 24 hour on/off shifts or volunteer, firefighters purpose is to provide medical service to those in need of emergency care, and often, help extinguish residential, commercial, industrial, and vehicle and brush fires, and help rescue or evacuate anyone inside a structure on or at risk of being on fire.

Always in top shape, firefighters often get all the babes, (or guys for the female firefighters) and get their own calenders. Women flock to see firefighters in action, because we are so sexy.

Firefighters are some of the most hard core badasses who have ever existed.

by GilbertE253 February 6, 2005

volunteer firefighter

fireman that is well trained in the extinguishment of fires,vehicle extrication,medical calls,and fire safety.but they are not paid for their training nor for running their calls.three quarters of this country is volunteer.most volunteers have a job but also have firefighting as a second non paid job.some volunteer firemen dont take the job seriously but most do and act accordingly.

volunteer firefighter fight fire and protect the public for free.most of them have just as much if not more training than fully paid fire depts.

by engineman843 April 25, 2009

firefighter

Pre-ejaculation, the male lights his female partners pubic hairs on fire, yells out "firefighter," then extinguishes the fumes with his very own man juice.

Josie's pubes were nearly scorched off performing the firefighter with her lover.

by TheDesignatedHitter May 13, 2005

firefighter

1) Person who generally fights fires, saves people from fires, exhibits fire safety at local schools, etc. Almost always in prime physical condition as to do their extremely dangerous job well. Also stereotypically male, although there are indeed female firefighters.
2) Post-9/11 adverb used to modify another descriptive adjective. Generally used to impart positive descriptive terms, can be used as an all-purpose intensifier.

1) "Jeff is a firefighter. He's heroic, brave, and hot as all fucking get out."
2) "Ooh, lookie lookie! That boy over there! ... Firefighter cute, girls. If only Jacob could be that hot. He'd probably be able to satisfy me, what with all those well-defined muscles, pumping maddeningly into my love canal ... Oh, damn. Now I have a wideon." OR "Dammit, Merthedil, you're being firefighter obscene!"

by Merthedil December 7, 2003

Firefighter

A job thats so awesome that most of those who work as firefighters dont recieve a paycheck and dont bitch about it.

If you want to be a firefighter because it pays well,Has good benifits and get you chicks than its not for you. Most firefighters volunteer for years befor they land a paid job.

by Kangaroo Jake October 28, 2007