fittesnig

A fittesnig is a person that rape womman when they are dead or unconscious, He does this by sneaking his peen (pipi) in her vagina.

You are a fucking fittesnig

Norwegian: Jævla fittesnig

by Fittesnigen sjølv October 22, 2019

Filterfishing

To lure someone on dating apps or social media with heavily filtered and edited photos. It’s you, but like... not really. Not quite catfishing, but almost.

His date showed up looking 10 years older and 40 lbs heavier. That girl went filterfishing.

by MContrary January 13, 2020

Bed Flute

A wonderful colloquialism for the one and only male sexual organ: The peen.

Hey Ashleigh, how about you come over and play a little tune on the ole' bed flute?

by ThaBigCheesy November 2, 2010

Egg Filter

An egg filter is a filter u use on snapchat to show your eyes and lips but nothing else. It is usually either used when u are insecure or when u wanna make a funny face for someone. Kaelynn uses this alot

Kaelynn Weber: look at this hilarious filter i found its and egg filter
Nick: wow so cool

by swaggycashmmoney23 May 16, 2020

Fold a Fitted Sheet

The act of fitting a large Penis into a tight Vagina. Typically uaed to reference the Homemaker or Librarian who you suspect would unexpectedly good in bed.

That Librarian looks like she could fold a fitted sheet.

by Coopdaville1985 June 7, 2018

Sticky Filter

A sexual act that involves having sex with a condom. After the male comes in the condom he takes the cum filled condom and holds the tip and using his other hand and pinching the condom tight and sliding down the condom pushing all the cum out of the condom. To perform a true sticky filter it must be drained onto the girls face.

Brandon: How did your date go last night?

MP: It was amazing! She is one of the classiest women I have ever met.

Brandon: So you guys didn't sleep together?

MP: Oh we totally fucked.

Brandon: How is she classy?

MP: After we fucked she asked me if I would give her a TRUE sticky filter and I aim to please so that is what she got. A face full of cum.

Brandon: WOW! Sounds like your kind of woman.

MP: I am taking her to meet my mom tomorrow.

by Moppe May 4, 2009

Zebra Flute

N. A sexual move in which, while performing fellatio, the male or female responsible wraps both hands around the recipient's penis and delivers a powerful indian burn just before their partner reaches orgasm. The corresponding marks left on the penis will seem stripelike in appearance, and the grip of the partner before delivering the indian burn will seem like a flutist playing their instrument of choice. This move is very versatile, as it can be used for revenge by a scorned love or to bring great pleasure to those fond of masochism.

The Zebra Flute has been described as having a love/hate relationship. Also, it may have originally been performed on a zebra.

by ExperimentKRAJ April 30, 2011