The fields in Failsworth, Manchester, down the street from Cheshire Commons, where something totally fucked up (like getting fucked in the ass hole) is guaranteed to happen, especially if you go there at night.
Bloke #1 - "Hey, r u's cumin to Bum Rape Fields to nyt!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"
Bloke #2 - "Fuck no! I don't want to get buggered up the ass hole"
Bloke #1 - "Bloody well right, then!"
by Tommy Cooper August 13, 2007
Get the bum rape fields mug.a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.
"Hey look, it's Nicole."
"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."
"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."
"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."
"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."
by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009
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A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.
Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?
Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.
Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.
by Interex March 19, 2004
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most famous for his characters in the might boosh
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Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?
"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"
"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."
"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"
"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."
"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
by [R]o January 6, 2008
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2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer
2. I fifed her up the turdcutter the other night
3.Ahh for fife sake, my girlfriend cheated on me.
4. That cretin is such a fifer
by Chendallrick September 28, 2008
Get the Fifed mug.Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”
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