Fideous

Fideous:Fucking Hideous, a train wreck of hideousness

That out fit she is wearing is fucking hideous, it's FIDEOUS!

by Steven Cincotta December 11, 2006

Dirty fido

When you're bangin a chick doggy style and you shove her face in dog shit as you cum.

I did a dirty fido in malibu a while back . It was awkwardly awesome

by CHOCOLATES MILK December 15, 2015

Fidlum Ben

A Fella' so low to the ground, he cant even make a decent wage for himself.

McGloin: These boys are nothing but a couple of Fidlum Bens,

Amsterdam: If I knew what in the hell that meant I'd be inclined to take offence.

by Valverde January 15, 2006

fido

A funny nickname for the main character of GTA3, nice alternative to, "the mute dude from GTA3". People call him this in reference to the way Maria kept calling him this throughout the game.

"Good old Fido, he's living proof actions speak louder than words, only a true badass can takeover an entire town and not have to say a single word to anyone!"

by detweeze July 13, 2004

fadouche

when someone says or does somthing beyond being a douche bag but not quite a choch

guy falls down stairs: fadouche

by matt@ajs June 1, 2007

fido

A shitty Canadian cell phone provider that has bad reception no matter where you are and how good of a model your cell phone is.

Person 1: Dude, I'm standing outside and still get static on my cell phone, even though its the latest Motorola!!!

Person 2: Are you on a Fido cell phone package? Switch to Telus, Rogers, T-Mobile, you idiot!! Anything but Fido...

by Young & Freedman October 5, 2005

Fiduciary

Can be found dressed in argyle and boat shoes, interrupting everyone else's conversations. Only eats food pre-approved by hipsters. Favorite place to hang is his best friends living room

Favorite app is rocket mortgage and Wall Street journal. Sees himself as Wolf of Wall Street but really drives a Prius.

Uses frequent words like: mortgage, fiscal, interest rates, chick, depreciation.

Was checking out my clients assets when this fiduciary walked in and told me tea was at 1020.

by Eatyourveggies July 17, 2018